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Chapter 89: This is What a Treacherous Slave Deserves (4)
Why does it feel like we’re in a raid all of a sudden?
Now that I think about it, we’ve just been watching the monster gather strength the entire time. It only makes sense that it would level up into something different and more powerful.
“Don't stare at it like that!” Laura yelled at me.
[But it’s impossible not to.]
We probably shouldn’t distract ourselves with small talk in the middle of a battle, but I couldn’t help it.
[I might develop a thing for giants!]
“Ugh, come on!”
With my eyes still fixed on Slime Kuro’s tits, I deflected away the slime being shot at us.
[I get it’s dangerous, but I don’t have to put my full effort in just yet.]
“Yeah, but…”
[These attacks aren’t particularly dangerous either.]
As I continued to deflect the slime, I noticed it had gotten as hard as a baseball now.
[Watch this, Laura.]
“What are you trying to do?”
[Home Run derby!]
Smash!
Using my best baseball swing, I firmly struck the ball with the side of the hammer.
Smack!
I hit the ball right at the fake virgin's tits.
Jiggle jiggle.
Its huge upper body swayed and the barrage of attacks stopped.
As I thought, her massive tits are her weakness.
I sprinted forward with both of my hands on the hammer.
[It’s time for a raid! Attack from a distance, Laura! Serika and Shiro, you two keep her safe! I’ll draw the enemy's attention!]
It’s already begun attacking me, so I might as well tank the attacks.
The fake virgin smiled.
It reached for me with its disproportionately thin arms, and its fingers stretched out like tentacles.
Slice.
Daggers with Yurdias’ navy blue enchantment flew across the air and sliced through the tentacles like they weren’t even there.
[Here I come with full power!]
Bam!
An upstroke with my hammer.
[Arrrrgh!]
I swung the hammer with what I thought to be enough force to make it burst, but no such thing happened.
“Aaaah!”
It only made the fake virgin let out a scream that was somewhere between pleasure and pain.
Squelch.
A crack opened up below the monster’s belly button, and clear liquid began seeping out.
I was stunned for a moment, seeing how closely the liquid resembled pussy juice.
Thud!
[Ugh!]
A powerful blow from the side shook me.
“Horn E. Mann!”
[I’m fine!]
I quickly got up and jumped backwards.
It would’ve snapped my neck if it hit my actual body.
[Was that a tentacle attack?]
“Tits!”
[What?]
“The bitch swung its tits at you!”
I took a big step backwards to gain some distance.
Boom!
A huge mass swung at where I was just standing. The fake virgin’s entire torso was twisted to one side.
It smirked at me as it groped its own tits.
The blunt force of her tits felt like I was getting hit by a car.
Didn’t they say PAO is a game of all ages? They wouldn’t even put a monster like this in an 18+ game! Never before in the history of PAO has there been such a monster.
Is this the side effect of the game becoming more “real”?
Is this the physical manifestation of the dark desires the developers had to put aside to maximize the size of their target audience, and therefore, profit?
[How amazing.]
“Not the time nor the place to daydream, Horn E. Mann!”
Yurdias kept the monster distracted by throwing daggers at it.
“This thing is far stronger than what a tenth-floor boss should be! It should be a twentieth-floor boss at least!”
[Huh?!]
“I’m sure it’s gotten much stronger because it has that girl inside it!”
[Shit.]
We shouldn’t have just stood there and watched the whole thing.
[But still, we should be able to handle a twentieth-floor boss easily.]
Bam!
I smacked a tentacle with my hammer.
The bundle of tentacles that tried to choke me fell helplessly on the ground.
[We should make easy work out of it.]
The tentacle squirmed one last time under my boot.
“Ahhhhhh!”
Slime Kuro screamed as I ripped its tentacles off with my hands. I was certain it was feeling some sort of weird pleasure out of the pain.
Slime oozed out of the torn membrane and dissipated into a thin, red mist.
I’d never seen anything like it before, but it comforted me to know no traces of this battle would remain.
I can’t drench Paladin Sonata in slime.
“Hnngh…”
The fake virgin began crawling towards me, leaving a trail of slime behind it.
It spread its arms wide, urging me to embrace it as its’ hideous tits jiggled back and forth.
[Could it be… The curse of the Infinite Labyrinth taking over me?]
“Now is not the time to crack jokes!”
Laura fired an arrow that barely grazed my head.
The golden arrow pierced Slime Kuro’s tits, making it shudder and stunned it in place.
As the golden arrow disappeared, a red mist took its place. Laura managed to punch a hole in the fake virgin’s body!
I see. Blunt-force attacks are useless. A balloon pops if you hit it with a hammer hard enough, but the monster’s tits are strong enough to be hammers themselves. I guess only piercing attacks work against slime monsters. You learn something new every day.
So, only sharp weapons can do any damage, right?
[Keep firing, Captain!]
I ran adjacent to the enemy.
[I’ll draw its attention towards me!]
It opened its arms towards me once again. It frightened me how badly I wanted to give in.
Shouldn’t I allow myself to feel those giant tits at least once in my life?
[But I’m nothing but magic and steel right now—I wouldn’t even be able to feel anything!
I’m actually in my office holding a Golem Controller. The part of my being on this armour is merely my avatar.
I pointed my hammer at the monster who had now its back turned to the exit.
[See, the woman you just devoured is my property!]
A golden arrow pierced the slime monster’s back.
Some of the arrows had enough force to penetrate its body entirely and ended up by my feet.
The monster’s head dropped to one side. Its massive boobs sagged, pulling its arms with it.
I actually feel kind of sorry for this thing.
Could this be what Kuro was like when she was still human? Before she was a slave?
A moment of silence for Kuro.
A moment of silence over.
[Let’s fucking go!]
I struck its skull with all my strength.
Bash!
A splatter of slime shot behind the monster, and Slime Kuro shuddered for a moment, then collapsed.
Slime Kuro was no more than a cloud of red mist now. Only the original Kuro, completely naked, remained.
Creak.
The two gates on either end of the boss room finally opened.
We could continue our journey farther down, but I pointed up instead.
[I feel like having sex. What do you say, Captain?]
“I guess we have no choice.”
Laura opened her arms.
“Let’s go back up.”
I like my women’s tits much better than some hideously-oversized ones.
“But, what are you going to do with her, Horn E. Mann?”
It really didn’t look like Kuro could recover from this.
I can’t carry her outside like this either.
But I also can’t just leave her in here and wait until she gets her senses back. Who knows when that’ll be?
If that’s the case…
[Hey, are you awake?]
I poked her with my hammer.
[Wake up. You can’t run away now.]
Yurdias and Serika stood by the two gates respectively.
[You have no chance, Kuro.]
“My… My…!”
Kuro’s eyes were still dazed, but her message was clear.
“My name is Benia!”
[Yeah, whatever. I have a question for you all.]
I pointed to the glowing letters above Kuro—or Benia’s—head.
[Am I the only one who sees this?]
“Oh!” Laura gasped.
“I thought I was the only one who saw it so I didn’t say anything!”
“I thought it was just me as well.”
“It never happened before, so I thought there was something wrong with me!”
[Why didn’t any of you say anything?]
“Because no one else said anything…”
I guess everyone was too surprised to bring it up.
Anyways, with the glowing letters above her head, it’s like…
Kuro’s become a boss monster.
I lifted my hammer.
[Let me ask you something. Have you ever had sex before?]
“Heh…”
The fake virgin flipped me off.
“Haha! I had my fair share of fun before I got cursed! I fucked—”
[I see. Any last words?]
“Fuck off, Louie Permarten.”
That’s all she said.
Thud.
[She called me Permarten, even to her last breath.]
Kuro turned into a red mist as if she was the boss monster the entire time.
[It’s over.]
Then…
[How about a fuckfest to celebrate?]
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